What are examples of funny newlywed questions?

Funny newlywed questions include "Which of your wife's friends would look best in a bikini?" and "What is the strangest gift your spouse ever bought you?" Some questions are also fill-in-the-blank, such as "When we argue, my wife always puts her ___ in my _____."

Some newlywed questions describe themselves as being suitable to be asked of either spouse, while others are gender specific. For example, husbands may be asked, "What is your wife's favorite flower?" whereas wives may be asked to fill in the blank in the sentence, "When my husband goes to work in the morning, I start ___ my ____."