What are some geology jokes?

Some jokes related to the field of geology, the study of earth's physical nature: 1. I never got into geology. Seemed too crowded because so many geologists are out standing in the field. 2. You want geology puns? Give me a minute and I’ll dig some up. 3. I met a stoner who said he once lost his apatite. I think that’s a lode of schist.

Other geology jokes in question and answer form are:

Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?

A: He wanted to get a little boulder.

Q: How did the geology student drown?

A: His grades were below C-level.

Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?

A: Yeah. He took his wife for granite, so she left him.

Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

A: A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.

Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

A: I Lava You!

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

A: SWAG

Q: What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic?

A: No FRACKING way!!!