What are some good Gujarati jokes?

One Gujarati joke is about a meeting between a Gujarati and a Chinese man. The Gujarati's greeting is "Kem Chho...?" The Chinese man answers, "How do you know my name...?"

Gujarati jokes are typically short stories about funny contrasts between a Gujarati character and other cultures. JaiGujarat tells a story about a Gujarati that is involved in an accident in the United States and yells "My Porsche! Is my car all right?" when he wakes up. The nurse tells him that it is more important that he has lost his arm. The Gujarati's answer is, "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!"