What is a hilarious quote about life?

One funny quote about life is from Isaac Asimov, who said, "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." Another funny life quote from Elbert Hubbard is, "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive," notes BrainyQuote.

Ron White humorously once said, "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." Lana Turner said, "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."