What are some cute jokes to say at a 50th wedding anniversary party?

A funny cute joke does not have to be about the anniversary but about marriage in general, such as "Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity." A simple wish can be funny and cute. For example, "I can think of 50 reasons you are an amazing couple."

A cute joke for a 50th wedding anniversary party is a story from the past of the couple. If the couple has a hobby they share, the joke could be about the hobby. For example, if the couple likes golf, a golf joke would be funny for their party. Or, a general funny quote about marriage may be a tasteful choice, such as Benjamin Franklin's advice to "Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards."