What are some funny cancer quotes?

Funny cancer quotes include "I lost my breast. I think it's in my purse somewhere." It is occasionally seen on shirts and is about fighting breast cancer. Phrases help make dealing with cancer and its aftermath a little easier by lifting the spirit; some quotes add a light touch of humor, while others are a bit edgier.

Having a list of cancer quotes to review is a good way to get out of a rut or just distract from worry or anxiety. Some other funny cancer quotes include:

• "When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
• "Scars are tattoos with better stories"
- Anonymous
• "Cancer is a word, not a sentence"
- John Diamon
• "For guys every month is breast awareness month"
- Anonymous
• "Yes my boobs are fake, my real ones tried to kill me"
- Anonymous
• "We're fighting to keep a BREAST of the competition"
- Anonymous
• "A feel a day keeps the doctor away"
- Anonymous
• "Feel for lumps. Save your bumps"
- Anonymous
• "They took a lump from my breast, so why not my thigh?"
- Linda Hill
• "Objects in shirts are smaller than they appear"
- Linda Hill