What are some funny "question of the day" ideas?

Funny "question of the day" ideas include: "How do you handcuff a one-armed man?" "Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?" and "Why are there no B batteries?"

Some more funny "question of the day" ideas are: "Why is that doctors and lawyers call what they do a practice?" "If people count sheep to fall asleep, what do sheep count to fall asleep?" "What was the best thing before sliced bread?" and "How does the snow plow driver get to work in the morning?" Other humorous and thought-provoking daily questions include, "Why is it called a TV set when a person only gets one?" and "If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"