What are some funny quotes about saying goodbye?

Funny goodbye quotes include, "Next time you're in town, be sure to call me so I can be too busy to see you," and "We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here." Both of these are anonymous quotes on e-cards offered by SomeeCards.com.

Someecards.com offers several comical goodbye e-cards for co-workers who are changing jobs or retiring, which include anonymous quotes such as, "We are all going to miss doing your work for you." As with the other two anonymous quotes, this quotes uses caustic humour. The clever, comical wording of these biting remarks lessens their insulting nature.