What are some funny quotes about autumn?

One funny quote about autumn comes from David Letterman, who said, "Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees." Another one is, “Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.”

Many funny quotes about autumn humorously emphasize the season's cooler weather, changing colors and overall mood of melancholy. Poet William Allingham pointed up its relaxed nature when he said "Autumn's the mellow time." Speaking of the season's barrenness and lack of natural warmth, author Thomas Hood wryly wrote, "No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds — November!"