What are some funny sayings to put on bar signs?

Some examples of funny sayings to put on bar signs are "Come in and try the worst rum and coke that one guy on Yelp ever had in his life" or "Alcohol and calculus don't mix, so don't drink and derive."

Additional funny bar sign sayings are "We have beer as cold as your ex-girlfriend's heart," "Let's make bad decisions together" or "I don't want to get technical or anything, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution." Other options include "Guys: No shirt, no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge," "'Trust me, you can dance' - Vodka" or "I'll trade you my air conditioner for your sobriety."