What are some hilarious birthday songs?

Some funny birthday songs are the Bonita Canyon version of "Happy Birthday," Jack Astor's "Birthday Song" and the 70s BBC "Birthday Song." Funny Spanish birthday songs are "Apio Verdi a Tí," "Sapo Verde Eres Tú" and "Cumpleaños Fatal." Most songs are sung to the tune of the "Happy Birthday" song.

The lyrics to the most well-known funny version of "Happy Birthday" are, "Happy birthday to you; you live in a zoo; you look like a monkey; and you smell like one too!"

Jack Astor's "Birthday Song" is sung while the birthday person stands on a chair with one hand on his hip and the other held up in the air. The lyrics read, "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout; eat your birthday cake and get the heck out!"

The lyrics to the 70s BBC "Birthday Song" are, "Happy birthday to you; squashed tomatoes and stew; bread and butter in the gutter; happy birthday to you!"

To sing the Bonita version of the "Birthday Song," vocalists clap their hands while singing, "Today is a birthday; I wonder for whom? It must be for somebody right in this room. So look all around you for somebody who; is smiling and happy; my goodness, it's you!"