What are some funny tombstone inscription ideas?

Some funny tombstone inscription ideas are "As you are, now so once was I. As I am now, you soon will be. Prepare for death and follow me," and "I told you I was sick." These ideas work well for homemade Halloween tombstone decorations.

Some funny tombstone names that can be added to a funny epitaph are Ted N. Buried, Will B. Back, Barry DaLive and I. M. Gone. Sometimes funny sayings are placed on real headstones as well. One example of this is "Here lies Ann Mann / Who lived an old maid / But died an old Mann."