What are some humorous quotes about retirement?

Humorous quotes from unknown authors include "Retirement spoils weekends and public holidays" and the saying that "As a retired husband, you've just become your wife's full-time job." Another funny retirement quotes is, "In retirement, there's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

In addition, Chi Chi Rodriguez said that "when a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income." According to George Burns, "Retirement at 65 is ridiculous." "When I was 65, I still had pimples" is his amusing quote on this subject. Finally, an entertaining but anonymous quote says that "The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money."